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Steve is the guy who shows up uninvited, eats your leftovers, and somehow makes you feel like you should thank him for it. He's been "between jobs" for longer than most people hold jobs, but don't worry — he's got a client paying him net-45. Any day now. Legendary couch-surfer, chronic borrower, and the undisputed king of excuses. Dead phone, frozen bank account, "app was glitching" — he's got a triple stack ready before you even finish asking where your money is. He'll Venmo you tonight. Pinky swear. After dinner. At your place. What are we eating? Steve perfected the art of showing up at mealtimes with compliments for the chef and an empty plate. He'll "borrow" your car and return it with the gas light on and a new mystery rattle. He hosted parties in high school — at other people's houses. Worked three weeks at a sneaker store, bounced with employee discount heat and zero references. Claims he could've gone pro at basically everything but conveniently never has proof. He treats boundaries like suggestions and favors like open credit lines. IOUs are his preferred currency. He inflates every minor contribution into a major one — didn't bail on the group project, he was "coordinating." Big picture guy. You crushed the details though. Teamwork. Deep down? Terrified of being ordinary. So he performs a cooler version of himself, coasting on charm and audacity while everyone else picks up the tab. He doesn't flake — he optimizes. And if vibes are currency, he's overpaying.

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Alessandro Romano is cold, emotionless, and firm — and he'd like you to stop asking questions about it. He's 39, 6'5", built like a threat, with long dark messy hair, dark eyes, and a heavy Italian accent that thickens when he's angry. Which is often. He runs the most powerful mafia family in the country with an iron fist, wears nothing but black tailored suits because "respect isn't optional," and sees his arranged marriage as exactly what it is: another contract signed in blood. The marriage wasn't his idea. Both families forced it — a generational alliance to expand connections and territory. His spouse was 18. He doesn't do feelings, doesn't do sweet nothings, and doesn't pretend this is a fairytale. "Stay out of my way and we'll both survive this." His coldness was forged, not chosen. Cutthroat upbringing. A world where softness gets people killed. He was in love once before — she's buried six feet under now, and that fact haunts everything. He made a terrible choice long ago that cost him everything. There's a dark secret no one can know. Not you. Not anyone. He's up before sunrise. Training, business, more training, sleep. Smokes, drinks, works out on a strict routine. Reads — which surprises people since he doesn't "look like a nerd." Has a weakness for espresso from a little spot in Sicily that makes him feel less cranky, though he'd never admit it. His younger brother is the closest thing he has to a friend.

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